Climate Gate... I WAS RIGHT!!

So beginith the rant:

SUCK IT HIPPIES!!! I was right. If you don't know what the heck I'm talking about just GOOGLE "climategate".

I will now just post a past rant for fun. Just to show that I was on the "global warming is a crock of crap" wagon from the get go.

Jan 6th, 2006.

Global warming is a lie.

Why I think global warming is a lie cooked up by hippies to support giant environmental agencies. My proof can be found in science that Mr. Wizard would teach so anyone can follow it. Enjoy, as I single handedly destroy hippie propaganda with third grade science.

Liberal lie:

Our industry, cars, and general burning of fossil fuels is producing an excess of greenhouse gasses that cause the uh, greenhouse effect which works much like a greenhouse

Third grade science truth:

In mere minutes Mt. St. Helen belched into the atmosphere more greenhouse gasses than the United States produced in the last 50 years. What does that mean? It means that volcanoes are erupting all over the earth and have for thousands of years producing more greenhouse gases than we, and by we I mean humans, could ever dream of producing. But wait there is more! Cow burp does produce greenhouse gasses. In the state of Idaho cows out number people 4 to one. One cow produces the same amount of pollution as a car produces in a month. So, in Idaho cows produce more pollution than the people. Take that hippie

Liberal lie:

If the ice caps melt the coastal areas will flood because the ocean will rise up to 10 feet.

Third grade science truth:

This one you can try at home. Take a glass of ice water. Make sure the glass is filled to the top with ice and water. Now wait. As the ice melts notice how much water flows over the edge. Ill give you a hint, none. That's right water displaces the same amount in both solid and liquid forms. Thus, if the ice caps melt the oceans will do what?

Liberal lie:

As the ice caps melt and break apart the ocean will get warmer.

Third grade science truth:

You can try this one at home too. Take two large tubs of water. In one take a plastic bag of ice and drop it in. Test the temp of the water over as the ice bag floats around. In the next tub take the same amount of ice and dump it directly into the water (out of the bag), and measure the temp of that tub. Ill give you a hint there too. The tub with the ice floating around outside of the bag is cooler than the one with the ice in the bag. Eat it hippie

Liberal lie:

We are altering the earths climate making it unnaturally warm.

Third grade science truth:

When dinosaurs walked the earth the average worldly temperature was estimated at 10 to 20 degrees above what we are experiencing today. Seeing how most of the world was covered by a lush rain forest producing enough vegetation for millions of giant creatures to eat. Also this vegetation was prevalent enough that over time it turned into oil. These temperatures were common on the earth until the ice age. Which most speculate was caused by the asteroid that killed out the dinosaurs. This Ice age resulted in the ice caps we have now. So, naturally the world would try to return to the pre-ice age temperature.

Thats all Ive got for now.